A Snippet of Open Mic

I read a series of lists, and since I'm procrastinating a little bit on my project right now, I thought I'd post:

Top Ten Ways to Scare a Friend:

10. Change your identity.

9. Change your friend's identity.

8. Become a zombie.

7. Once you're a zombie, bite your friend so that he or she becomes a zombie.

6. Show your friend "Salad Fingers" on youtube.

5. Stage a car accident and "die."

4. Eat an entire bag of Doritos in under five minutes and then throw it up.

3. Have a party and invite all three versions of yourself.

2. Tell logical knock knock jokes. Knock, knock. Who's There? Duh, Me.

1. Eat a llama while it's still alive--start with its toes.

post from the pro

My MacBook Pro waves hello to everyone. I'm not kidding - this thing is crazy.

Whew! I've been busy taking classes at Duke. I biked to class this morning, biked back around lunch, took a 2-hour nap, ran errands (I love going to the Post Office, this time to mail a package to my friend in El Salvador to help eliminate her parasites), ran (really!) to my dance class, danced for an hour, ran home, ate crab croquettes with my housemate, and went to writer's group. I've been on the internet for 2 hours, but I'm really about to leave so I can type my lists for open mic night. 

8 p.m. Wednesday Broad St. Cafe - don't miss it!

I'm on a picture posting hiatus briefly. My camera cord is at school, so that means I'll have to go back to school to get it sometime next week, I think.

end of a school year

9 days left!

I took an hour-and-a-half nap when I got home yesterday afternoon. I attribute most of this to a spider bite on my ankle (why else would I be so tired?).

I've seen a lot of movies recently: Indiana Jones, Wattstax, and Son of Rambow were all very good. Wattstax is about an African-American cultural revival in 1965 in Watts, near L.A. I *highly* recommend this film: Richard Pryor narrates and is hilarious. The Nasher Museum of Art on Duke's Campus is showing several free films on Thursday evenings at 7 p.m. Go see one!

I'm working on art and Hungarian :). Good times.
Vizontlatasra! (yeah, that's missing some accents and probably spelled incorrectly. . . ).

Stay tuned. I'm going to a quinceanera this Friday and camping out in my backyard in a few weeks. I'm sure I'll have lots of interesting stories to tell.