A Snippet of Open Mic

I read a series of lists, and since I'm procrastinating a little bit on my project right now, I thought I'd post:

Top Ten Ways to Scare a Friend:

10. Change your identity.

9. Change your friend's identity.

8. Become a zombie.

7. Once you're a zombie, bite your friend so that he or she becomes a zombie.

6. Show your friend "Salad Fingers" on youtube.

5. Stage a car accident and "die."

4. Eat an entire bag of Doritos in under five minutes and then throw it up.

3. Have a party and invite all three versions of yourself.

2. Tell logical knock knock jokes. Knock, knock. Who's There? Duh, Me.

1. Eat a llama while it's still alive--start with its toes.